The World Of Advertising.

Can you imagine if the advertisements on TV were actually true. What kind of world would it be….these stories are my speculations.

:*It’s a sad reality that she’s trapped in. Her husbands a pathetic drunk who’s never home, her children are all falling prey to drugs…every sad story simply a prologue to the next. However, that’s about to change.
Today, she’s finally done it. She has acquired the solution to all their problems, finally - she too can have a happy family. It’s not a shock to her that her husband is both sober and home as she walks in, or that her children aren’t staying out late. Today…it’s special. In her bag, the magic that has evaded her for so long is finally present. She pulls out the glowing plastic white can. The blue letters on it are magic inscription, “KIMBO.”
Cooking fat, the stuff that really holds families to together.


*The loneliness is killing him. After years of rejection he’s contemplating suicide and he may actually do it. Who can blame him…the world’s a cruel place. As these thoughts flutter through his mind, one of the those girls that haven’t ever talked to him, or even bothered to think of talking to him is walking in his direction. Though he knows there’s no chance she’ll even glance his way, he panics. In a bid to look normal, he takes out his phone and pretends to be having a call.
Despite his earlier conclusion she does look his way. Not in pity or spite, but with interest.
“hi…” she starts. “sorry to bother you but, is that a Nokia”
“why yes it is.”
This is the budding of a great friendship. Of course mobile phones will always connect people.



*The boy is a friggin genius. How? His mother claims that all you have to do is let him play in the dirtiest areas he can possibly find and clean his clothes with Omo.How can anyone dispute her logic. Dirt is learning. Playing with dirt can form baby geniuses…and here we are totally ignoring that so we can see how we’ll remove those stains from their clothes.

*news report: Across the country, several television sets have committed suicide by tossing themselves off buildings. The cause of this is apparently depression resulting from denial of G tv.
Who is to blame?
The Tvs for expecting too much?
The tv owners for neglect , cruelty and ignoring the wants of their entertainers.
Or the Gtv CEOs for demanding payment before handing it over

Who is truly at fault?